LOVE POTION #9

[LOVE DOCTOR]

I told the witch doctor I was in love with you
I told the witch doctor I was in love with you
And then the witch doctor, he told me what to do


Love. Every horny teenager wants it. Whether it is
because they want to have sex or they actually feel
something for their partner is a different matter.
Hogwarts students aren't safe from these feelings
either. In fact it seems that they're more prone
to these feelings than those outside the magical
school. There are enough hormones to go around.

I told the witch doctor you didn't love me true
I told the witch doctor you didn't love me nice
And then the witch doctor, he gave me this advice

A war is looming on the horizon and the students
know it. They want to live life before getting thrown
into the war. In the back of their minds they know
many of their fellow students might not make it
through the war. So they plan on living life to the
fullest. Partying, sex, and drinking are all on their
lists.

Now, you've been keeping love from me
Just like you were a miser
And I'll admit I wasn't very smart
So I went out and found myself
A guy that's so much wiser
And he taught me the way to win your heart

Now just because you say you're going to find love
doesn't mean it will be easy. After all hormones and
pheromones aren't the nicest of things. They cause
people to do stupid things. And while love is filled
with stupid, it doesn't mean you need to add more.
But, it makes life so much more interesting.

My friend the witch doctor, he taught me what to say
My friend the witch doctor, he taught me what to do
I know that you'll be mine when I say this to you

BUT ALL YOU NEED TO FIX THIS IS
LOVE POTION #9